THURSDAY FEB 12
9pm
@ FRONT & THOMPSON
Philadelphia PA
KURT VILE & THE VAPORIZORS
WATERY LOVE
BOGAN DUST
Monday, January 26, 2009
FEB 12 LIVE MUSIC :: KV & THE VAPORIZORS,, WATERY LOVE
THURSDAY FEB 12
9pm
@ FRONT & THOMPSON
Philadelphia PA
KURT VILE & THE VAPORIZORS
WATERY LOVE
BOGAN DUST
Friday, January 16, 2009
KURT VILE: OVERNITE KV
KURT VILE "Overnite KV" UK Tour CDEP
Richie Records // TestosterTunes Tour Support #1
So the Limey's couldn't afford to buy all the copies of this one. Well maybe they'll wise up someday. Kurt brought some home and we're liquidating stock. Out with the old and all that. Overnite KV boasts elegant bedroom noodlin' from our buddy's back catalog that fans of Constant Hitmaker will no doubt drool over and blog about. Buy it now b/c we don't have many left...
Tracklist:
1. _____
2. my sympathy
3. red apples
4. beach on the moon (recycled lyrics)
5. can't come
6. overnite kv
7. i know i got religion
8. losing it
9. wanna see god
So if you live in the USA, PayPal $7.00 to TestosterTunes at gmail . com straight away and we'll mail one to ya.
ANOTHER WASTED AFTERNOON playlist
Here's the playlist from ANOTHER WASTED AFTERNOON, TestosterTunes Radio on 1650 AM in Philadelphia from Friday January 16. Live from Nexus Gallery at the Crane Building.
No more or less miserable than any other Friday afternoon. Highlights include free pints of draft beer and playing an all-request Workforce Block. Lowlights include being discouraged from using foul language, an inability to take your phonecalls on-air, and some dude trying to peak at my root when I used the men's room. The urinal in this place is on a stage in the middle of the room with spotlights cranked up to 10.
Anyway, we took some Eagles predictions... Overwhelmingly in favor of the Birds. The Net prediction is 256-49 Eagles.
So here's the stupid playlist already...
Albert Ayler “Ghosts (2nd variation)
Universal Indians “Monster Approach”
Urinals “Hologram”
MC5 “I Just Don’t Know”
Velvet Underground “Train Round the Bend”
Charles Manson “Garbage Dump”
Misfits “Static Age” “TV Casualty”
Spits “I H8 Pussies”
Neil Young “Ambulance Blues”
YDI “Out for Blood”
Godz “Radar Eyes”
Pink Reason “Goodbye”
Wooden Shjips “Death’s Not Your Friend”
FNU Ronnies “Golem Smoke”
Plastic Ono Band “Why?”
Spacemen 3 “Rollercoaster”
Cheater Slicks “Thinkin’ Some More”
PiL “Poptones”
Rocket From the Tombs “What Love Is”
Capt. Beefheart “Candle Mambo”
Home Blitz “Stupid Street”
Psychedelic Horseshit "Portals"
Butthole Surfers “Something”
Tommy Jay “I Was There”
Taco Leg "Freemason's Hall"
Neil Young “Walk On”
Augustus Pablo “Well Red”
Fabulous Diamonds “2”
Bellemou & Benfissa “Li Maandouche L'Auto (He, Who Doesn't Own a Car)”
Swell Maps “Don’t Throw Ashtrays at Me” “Midget Submarines”
Neu! “After 8”
Fred Wesley & The JBs “Doin’ it to Death”
Bobby Digital “Mantis
New York Eye & Ear Control
El Rego Et Ses Commandos “Se Na Min”
Chrissy Zebby Tembo “My Ancestors
Peter Tsotsi, Nashil Pichen, & The Eqauator Sound Band “Pole Musa”
Wipers “Over the Edge”
4-Skins “A.C.A.B.” “Chaos”
Poison Idea “Its An Action”
Gang Green “Another Wasted Night”
Germs “The Other Newest One”
The Next “Mr. Wonderful”
Factorymen “Dominating the Sphinx”
Kurt Vile & the Violators “Hunchback”
GG Allin & the Jabbers “I Need Adventure”
Serial Killers “Gary Heidnik’s House O’ Horrors”
Cro-Mags “Seekers O’ the Truth”
WORK FORCE BLOCK
Skrewdriver “9 to 5”
AC/DC “Kicked in the Teeth”
Heart “Magic Man”
The Doors “Do It”
Black Sabbath “Never Say Die”
Guns N’ Roses “Anything Goes”
David Lee Roth “Yankee Rose”
Stooges “Not Right”
Aerosmith “Lord O’ the Thighs”
Gizmos “That’s Cool”
Oblivians “Viet Nam War Blues” “And Then I Fucked Her”
Dicks “Kill From the Heart”
Redd Kross “Cover Band”
Meat Puppets “Meat Puppets”
Black Flag “Annihilate this Week”
No more or less miserable than any other Friday afternoon. Highlights include free pints of draft beer and playing an all-request Workforce Block. Lowlights include being discouraged from using foul language, an inability to take your phonecalls on-air, and some dude trying to peak at my root when I used the men's room. The urinal in this place is on a stage in the middle of the room with spotlights cranked up to 10.
Anyway, we took some Eagles predictions... Overwhelmingly in favor of the Birds. The Net prediction is 256-49 Eagles.
So here's the stupid playlist already...
Albert Ayler “Ghosts (2nd variation)
Universal Indians “Monster Approach”
Urinals “Hologram”
MC5 “I Just Don’t Know”
Velvet Underground “Train Round the Bend”
Charles Manson “Garbage Dump”
Misfits “Static Age” “TV Casualty”
Spits “I H8 Pussies”
Neil Young “Ambulance Blues”
YDI “Out for Blood”
Godz “Radar Eyes”
Pink Reason “Goodbye”
Wooden Shjips “Death’s Not Your Friend”
FNU Ronnies “Golem Smoke”
Plastic Ono Band “Why?”
Spacemen 3 “Rollercoaster”
Cheater Slicks “Thinkin’ Some More”
PiL “Poptones”
Rocket From the Tombs “What Love Is”
Capt. Beefheart “Candle Mambo”
Home Blitz “Stupid Street”
Psychedelic Horseshit "Portals"
Butthole Surfers “Something”
Tommy Jay “I Was There”
Taco Leg "Freemason's Hall"
Neil Young “Walk On”
Augustus Pablo “Well Red”
Fabulous Diamonds “2”
Bellemou & Benfissa “Li Maandouche L'Auto (He, Who Doesn't Own a Car)”
Swell Maps “Don’t Throw Ashtrays at Me” “Midget Submarines”
Neu! “After 8”
Fred Wesley & The JBs “Doin’ it to Death”
Bobby Digital “Mantis
New York Eye & Ear Control
El Rego Et Ses Commandos “Se Na Min”
Chrissy Zebby Tembo “My Ancestors
Peter Tsotsi, Nashil Pichen, & The Eqauator Sound Band “Pole Musa”
Wipers “Over the Edge”
4-Skins “A.C.A.B.” “Chaos”
Poison Idea “Its An Action”
Gang Green “Another Wasted Night”
Germs “The Other Newest One”
The Next “Mr. Wonderful”
Factorymen “Dominating the Sphinx”
Kurt Vile & the Violators “Hunchback”
GG Allin & the Jabbers “I Need Adventure”
Serial Killers “Gary Heidnik’s House O’ Horrors”
Cro-Mags “Seekers O’ the Truth”
WORK FORCE BLOCK
Skrewdriver “9 to 5”
AC/DC “Kicked in the Teeth”
Heart “Magic Man”
The Doors “Do It”
Black Sabbath “Never Say Die”
Guns N’ Roses “Anything Goes”
David Lee Roth “Yankee Rose”
Stooges “Not Right”
Aerosmith “Lord O’ the Thighs”
Gizmos “That’s Cool”
Oblivians “Viet Nam War Blues” “And Then I Fucked Her”
Dicks “Kill From the Heart”
Redd Kross “Cover Band”
Meat Puppets “Meat Puppets”
Black Flag “Annihilate this Week”
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Australia round-up..
Here's a wrap-up from the CLOCKCLEAN ER ARE AMERICAN SKINHEADS tour of Australia. This tour summary is not too exciting, but neither is Australia. Predictably, the native mates treated us like big-league cultural ambassadors from a truly first-rate land. The bushpigs? Well, they were wrapped in fine silks and offered as gifts to indulge our every desire. Let's just agree that the Chinese countries don't have a monopoly on geishas on the Pacific Rim.
Beyond their archaic views on women's rights, Australians are backward and retro in their adoration for the pop-singer called Pink and their steady whining about the American President called George Bush Jr. A stop in Australia is a lot like a 24-hour plane ride to the recent past. A recent past designed for weak babies. No one has cable, billiard balls are undersized, and no one can handle their liquor. In fact, they serve beer in little shot-glasses.
Anyway, here's some photos..
NAKED ON THE VAGUE in Sydney....
An opening act in Perth...
The Australian word for bird is "Magpie" and they're all fucking assholes.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Back in the USA
Well Cleaner is finished with Australia. Expect a real in-depth tour expose to be published on this very weblog. Highlights include words and pictures. Topics include chucking objects in the boot, whinging about magpies, and avoiding punishment and punishers.
For now, check out this youtube clip of the stupidest thing to ever happen on earth...
For now, check out this youtube clip of the stupidest thing to ever happen on earth...
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Checking in with Mike Robinson of FULLY COHERENT.....
Well it's been a real whirlwind of an early autumn. First the Philadelphia Phillies entered the playoffs, and then they won the World Series. The Philadelphia Phillies are the World Champions of Baseball.
In similarly thrilling news, CLOCKCLEAN ER breaks its hiatus with tour of Australia. Pry your eyes open for the Aus. release of BABYLON RULES and the tour single titled SKINHEADED LADY b/w HATE CITY. Another thing to buy soon is the READY 2 FIGHT 12" on Fan Death Records.
And peep this.. we checked in with Mike Robinson of FULLY COHERANT. In 2005 FC released a single titled "Feel Dead EP". Four songs of guitar and spite and paranoia and probably trash cans. Since then there's been a couple of live gigs and a lot of aborted plans as this maniac keeps up a fruitless search in the corny town of Austin, Texas for suitable sidemen..
TestosterTunes: Yo bro what’s new with Fully Coherant?
Mike: Nothing really. Ive been sick and bassplayr is going out of town. In nov I’m goimg to try and pull it together to play maxs thing. I told him wantd to headline one of the nights just to be a prick but I don’t think hes into that idea. I think its great unknown local band headlining, shit it could be someone else and I think it would be funny. Guess I have to ‘pay my dues’ and play a bunch of shitty shit first ha
Well I figured that wouldn’t be a problem. Aren’t you real popular in Austin?
Ha ha I guess. There is hype tho and that’s all u need. And ladies and the ladies do love me. All those slightly puddgy mutant punk women throw aways ha ha. People will eat up anything. Im unhindered by talent.
I’m in Atlantic City. Any advice for me?
Never been there. Casinos and ho’s!
When are we going to hear some new music?
Im matt muscling it up to make money to get the recording equipment for the next fc record. Otherwise its going to have buckets and shit and who wants that. Im going to get fat and a perm so they can call me reatard again
What r u doing there?
I’m at the roulette table trying to make enough cash to put out the next fc record
Ha ha once I make the cash to get the equipment il send u it.
You still on the night shift?
Nope. I do dinner now which is 4 to 11. Much better for my mind.
Do you get to listen to total chaos at work?
Ha ha if I wantd to. I got thru phases right now its 60s stuff. Use to rock cc and sst spot loved it.
Shit yeah, spot. I caught up with ginn a couple weeks ago.
Spot rules. I told john on how I tried to sell him on the idea of recording cc. He was sorta into it. Im eventually going to get him to do fc.
That guy reco
rded Jealous Again and New Day Rising. What makes you think he wants to monkey around with your one man band?
Duz obviously he knows we are austing first and last punk band and quality. Ha. Also ive spent 6 yrs hangin out with him at work, he loves the stuff and asks all the time when I’m playn again… Itl happen one day. I askd before and he seemed into it. Spot rules, a little weird but whatever.
What does he eat at the diner?
Whatever he wante man I don’t know. He fel off a stole drunk once and bustd his head open that was funny. That day he ate shit
So let’s be real. Is your new live band going to be better than the last one?
Of course. Instead of speed and booze I smoke weed and drink import beer.
Peace!
In similarly thrilling news, CLOCKCLEAN ER breaks its hiatus with tour of Australia. Pry your eyes open for the Aus. release of BABYLON RULES and the tour single titled SKINHEADED LADY b/w HATE CITY. Another thing to buy soon is the READY 2 FIGHT 12" on Fan Death Records.
And peep this.. we checked in with Mike Robinson of FULLY COHERANT. In 2005 FC released a single titled "Feel Dead EP". Four songs of guitar and spite and paranoia and probably trash cans. Since then there's been a couple of live gigs and a lot of aborted plans as this maniac keeps up a fruitless search in the corny town of Austin, Texas for suitable sidemen..
TestosterTunes: Yo bro what’s new with Fully Coherant?
Mike: Nothing really. Ive been sick and bassplayr is going out of town. In nov I’m goimg to try and pull it together to play maxs thing. I told him wantd to headline one of the nights just to be a prick but I don’t think hes into that idea. I think its great unknown local band headlining, shit it could be someone else and I think it would be funny. Guess I have to ‘pay my dues’ and play a bunch of shitty shit first ha
Well I figured that wouldn’t be a problem. Aren’t you real popular in Austin?
Ha ha I guess. There is hype tho and that’s all u need. And ladies and the ladies do love me. All those slightly puddgy mutant punk women throw aways ha ha. People will eat up anything. Im unhindered by talent.
I’m in Atlantic City. Any advice for me?
Never been there. Casinos and ho’s!
When are we going to hear some new music?
Im matt muscling it up to make money to get the recording equipment for the next fc record. Otherwise its going to have buckets and shit and who wants that. Im going to get fat and a perm so they can call me reatard again
What r u doing there?
I’m at the roulette table trying to make enough cash to put out the next fc record
Ha ha once I make the cash to get the equipment il send u it.
You still on the night shift?
Nope. I do dinner now which is 4 to 11. Much better for my mind.
Do you get to listen to total chaos at work?
Ha ha if I wantd to. I got thru phases right now its 60s stuff. Use to rock cc and sst spot loved it.
Shit yeah, spot. I caught up with ginn a couple weeks ago.
Spot rules. I told john on how I tried to sell him on the idea of recording cc. He was sorta into it. Im eventually going to get him to do fc.
That guy reco
rded Jealous Again and New Day Rising. What makes you think he wants to monkey around with your one man band?Duz obviously he knows we are austing first and last punk band and quality. Ha. Also ive spent 6 yrs hangin out with him at work, he loves the stuff and asks all the time when I’m playn again… Itl happen one day. I askd before and he seemed into it. Spot rules, a little weird but whatever.
What does he eat at the diner?
Whatever he wante man I don’t know. He fel off a stole drunk once and bustd his head open that was funny. That day he ate shit
So let’s be real. Is your new live band going to be better than the last one?
Of course. Instead of speed and booze I smoke weed and drink import beer.
Peace!
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
WORLD CHAMPIONS !!!!
WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS !!!!
Ok expect more updates in the near future.. interviews w/ musician types, gig announcements, record ordering information, etc.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
TV GHOST!! DAN DiMAGGIO IN PHILA!!
TV GHOST
DAN DiMAGGIO
Sat Oct 11
7pm, Early
@ Atlantis: The Lost Bar
2442 Frankford Ave
Bring Cash
Nothing's Free
DAN DiMAGGIO
Sat Oct 11
7pm, Early
@ Atlantis: The Lost Bar
2442 Frankford Ave
Bring Cash
Nothing's Free
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
NL EAST REPEAT!!!!! TV GHOST IN PHILA!!!! CLEANER IN AUS!!!!!
As if that ain't enough, don't forget to check out TV GHOST and Dan DiMaggio of Home Blitz in Phila on Oct 11 @ THE LOST BAR on Frankford Avenue. Showtime is 7pm, Early. Bring $5 to hand over to the bands, Cheap.
And WATERY LOVE at the Khyber Bar in Phila. on Oct 16 w/ Bird of Maya and Pierced Arrows.
And then check out CLOCKCLEANER on their tour of Australia at the end of November..
Sunday, August 24, 2008
LIVE AT LUND -- SOLD OUT
BRAINBOMBS "LIVE AT LUND" is sold out. Do not try to pay me for one. It will not go well.
Try distributors like S-S, Bistro Distro, Florida's Dying, and Revolver.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
ATTN: East Coast & the South... DNA in the DNA Test Fest is this weekend in College Park, MD. It's a free two day event. TestosterTunes approved acts HOMOSTUPIDS, FNU RONNIES, KURT VILE & THE VIOLATORS, HOME BLITZ, and VEGETATIVE STATE make appearances. Don't miss it. More at myspace.com/dnainthedna
Sunday, July 13, 2008
TUES DAY NIGHT MUSIC NIGHT!!!!!!!!
The 3rd Tuesday of the month is typically TUES DAY NIGHT MUSIC NIGHT. This month is no exception. TUES DAY JULY 15 visit Atlantis: The Lost Bar on Frankford Ave in Philadelphia to listen to the whims of Disk Jocks Democracy & Penetrator and guest Jack Rose. No Cover, 3$ Kenzinger Pints.
Monday, July 07, 2008
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Little People, Big World
Yo.. not a lot of news right now. Don't forget to bid heavily on these vinyl items on eBay. Stay tuned for big news.
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