Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Wake Up 2 Da Real Deal




YO LOSERS

Look forward to new releases from

FNU RONNIES

BLUES CONTROL

THE PROFOS

OVERT HOSTILITY

VIOLENT STUDENTS

LIFE SUCKS

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Pink Reason & TV Ghost instore

Before the nighttime electric gig, check out..

PINK REASON (special & acoustic. Expect covers of Fear, GG, Agent Orange, & Fang)
TV GHOST (Lafayette, IN. underage and critically acclaimed.)

THIS SUNDAY 8/26
3pm
@ the Marvelous
208 S. 40th st
Philadelphia

The Marvelous is a book and record store in University City which specializes in printed pages and recorded music.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

PINK REASON Aug 26 @ Johnny Brendas in Phila


Also.. Some CLOCKCLEAN ER dates on the East Coast
Aug 25 2007 8:00P
Valentines w/ The WARDS Albany, New York
Aug 30 2007 8:00P
Black Cat Backstage w/ Deerhunter Washington DC, Washington DC
Sep 8 2007 3:00P
ERMP @ East River Ampitheatre NYC, New York
Sep 13 2007 8:00P
First Unitarian Church Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Sep 29 2007 8:00P
Record Release Presentation of "Babylon Rules" TBA Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Oct 10 2007 9:00P
Johnny Brenda's w/ QUI Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Thursday, August 09, 2007

CLOCKCLEAN ER on the COVER of a NE@WSPAPER


The PW finally found a topic worth the cover price. It's an essay about the premier group in the Skull Music Movement: CLOCKCLEAN ER. It re-treads ancient history and takes liberties with quotations from the principles, but you might as well read it over here.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

CLEANER TOUR

Mar 8 2007 8:00P
the Tower w/ TNV + Homostupids + Sun God Cleveland, Ohio
Mar 9 2007 8:00P
Permanent Records w/ TNV Chicago, Illinois
Mar 10 2007 8:00P
Downtown Records w/ TNV Lafayette, Indiana
Mar 11 2007 8:00P
The Ground Floor w/ TNV Belleville, Illinois
Mar 12 2007 8:00P
Valhalla Gallery w/ TNV Kansas City, Missouri
Mar 14 2007 8:00P
J & J Pizza w/ TNV + Marked Men and a ton of others Denton, Texas
Mar 16 2007 8:00P
Time Out NY SXSW showcase w/ TNV + PEACHES @ EXODUS Austin, Tennessee
Mar 17 2007 3:00P
Sound on Sound w/ TNV + Marked Men + Iron Age Austin, Texas
Mar 18 2007 8:00P
Circle Bar w/ TNV + Iron Age New Orleans, Louisiana
Mar 20 2007 8:00P
Cellblock w/ TNV Mobile, Alabama
Mar 21 2007 8:00P
Murphy's w/ TNV + Evil Army Memphis, Tennessee
Mar 22 2007 8:00P
The Funhouse w/ TNV Nashville, Tennessee
Mar 23 2007 8:00P
Rudyard Kipling's w/TNV Louisville, Kentucky
Mar 24 2007 8:00P
Carnegie Mellon University w/ TNV Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Apr 15 2007 8:00P
Johnny Brenda's w/ Out with a Bang + Vicious Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Almost all dates with TIMES NEW VIKING, a hot young act out of Columbus. More SXSW dates TBA.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

""Frogrammer b/w Early Man'''


CLOCKCLEAN ER
,, "Frogrammer b/w Early Man"

A new Cleaner single from the vaults. Engineered by Alap Momin way back in 2005. Pick it up from reliable distributors later this month. Tour and SXSW information to be posted soon. Gigs w/ Times New Viking and an adult-themed rap singer in Austin.

Also,, Richie Records//TestosterTunes releases for sale at aQuarius, Volcanic Tongue, Fusetron, Bistro Distro and Crucial Blast.

Furthermore,, MySpace.com, A Place for Friends

Lastly,, a music video for a tune titled "Missing Dick" by the group called CLOCKCLEAN ER:::

Monday, January 22, 2007

Homostupids,, Violent Students gigs

Friday Jan 26
@ Pi Lambda Pi
in Philadelphia

VIOLENT STUDENTS
HOMOSTUPIDS
HOME BLITZ
F'NU RONNIES

Saturday Jan 27
@ The Cake Shop
in New York City

HOMOSTUPIDS
Magik Markers

DJs Tony Rettman and Brian Turner

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Dec 11 2006

There is a new disc by Violent Students called Street Banger. Buy it not from a reputable distributor.

We've been trying to come up with this year's top ten list.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Some Things to Look Forward To...

VIOLENT STUDENTS "Street Banger" (RR//TT 06) on compact disc. Not on vinyl. Mucho anticipated, long delayed release from these bottom feeders. no pre-orders, please. RIYL: scuzz, res, Mags.

KISS (RR//TT 07-11) cassette boxset. All 4 solo slabs in a convenient boxset. Perfect for walkmen, trans-ams, and completists.

Still available...
HOMOSTUPIDS "The Brutal Birthday EP"
Membership to the CCDFC

Monday, September 11, 2006

OUT RIGHT NOW !!!




RR//TT 05
HOMOSTUPIDS "THE BRUTAL BIRTHDAY EP"
5 Dollars postpaid in the US for a single copy. $5.50 if you use paypal.
International orders? Costs more money.
10 copies or more? Costs less money. Less per copy.

Send an email before you order.

TestosterTunes [at} gmail [dot] com

Friday, August 25, 2006

HOMOSTUPIDS NEWS

Hey Freaks

The call just came around the horn. Those HOMOSTUPIDS singles are shipped and on their way to HQ. Richie Records is truly blessed to be a part of this and everyone out there is lucky to live in this exciting age. You all had better get down or lay down. They're gonna cost you 5 bucks each. We will accept MOs and maybe even paypal. Get in touch for details.

While you're waiting to get the record in your hairy palms, take a peek at an interview with a member of HOMOSTUPIDS on a competing weblog.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Just some shows to announce

Hello Folks

Things have been moving along here at HQ. We laid off a couple of guys and we've worked out a deal with a new distributor. HOMOSTUPIDS testpresses are in the mail. Keep an eye out for those.

Some Testostertunes approved events include Home Blitz in a rare live appearance, VIOLENT STUDENTS performing with a very special guest, and CLOCKCLEANER all the way over there in Chicago. Here's some details....

Home Blitz @ in Brooklyn real soon on the 24th of August. Check out that shit before the hiatus. The venue is called Crows Pace it is "a dyke run drug and alcohol free d. i. y. activist space with a feminist focus and endless bright ideas." Go to the show anyway!

VIOLENT STUDENTS warm the crowd for Comets on Fire in Philadelphia on August 31st at the FU Church. Sitting in on guitar that night is celebrated shredder Jim Winters. Jim did some essential heavy albums in the 90s. He turned down a career with some buddies of ONYX and for one night he's a Student. Get your ticket today!

CLOCKCLEANER will be bringin' it down on September 9th at a place called The Mutiny in Chicago. This is gonna their farthest stop west for a while. Get to town early and sneak a candid peek of the group at the T&G block party across town.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Recent Spins; Singles Edition: a little hole, a big hole, 14 inches all told

Hey readers, here's what's been keeping the office abuzz. Reviews of records written by the staff. Scroll down to see what we've got to sell.

HOME BLITZ 45 rpm 7inch single

Retarded teenage sounds. Probably not made by a teenager. Assuredly made by one dude all by himself. This shit swings like high school desperation. Like if you can play all the rock instruments and cut a record maybe she’ll let you get a grip on her shit. The mailorder department working out a deal to stock this title.


HOMOSTUPIDS “the Glow” ep 45 rpm 7inch single

Distorted nihilist shit that is totally ready to hit the fan. Ready to knock shit the fuck DOWN. They know how to let a dude spit fire and tarter sauce into a mic and when to let a guitar fucking breathe man. For real you, the speakers will rattle when the band starts, but they’ll try and strangle you when the vocals kick in. We liked this one so much we got a limited number to sell through the mail. We liked it so much that we’re releasing a record by the group called “the Brutal Birthday” ep.

Well those are our reviews this time around, folks. Maybe next time we'll tell you about the Sex Pistols. No Feelings and all that. We're working out deals to release music by the PROFOS and KISS, so stay tuned as that develops.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Description of Products

,,,buy now,,,

VIOLENT STUDENTS
"Time to Surf!" cs
An analog effort from some anxious and unapologetic Students. Sublime ferocity is the way to describe this one. Sublime ferocity and a backhand to the breadbox. And then it kind of trails off. These are going fast.

RR 03

,,,buy later,,,

VIOLENT STUDENTS "Street Banger" 12"
Another strangulated hard volume from the free-HC-sike scumfucs of the pile-up. This one's recorded live before an oversexed and underdressed warehouse audience and it features guest vocals by the naked chicks in the front row. Could've been even sicker but some busy body stopped recording. Zapped up, slowed down, and ahead of your time.

RR//TT 06



HOMOSTUPIDS
"the Brutal Birthday" e.p.
Six damaged muscular curveball nutbusters on this one. The Clevo rage-aholics' first phase: a heavily distorted rag-tag outfit stewed in the cellar of the limpest zipcode in the midwest. Improbably catchy, anthemic, and one-sided.

RR//TT 05

Events of Note

CLOCKCLEAN ER w/ THE DICKS @ the Fire in Philadelphia July 28

CLOCKCLEAN ER w/ SNAKE APARTMENT, the CONVERSIONS @ the Lilypad in Boston July 29

CLOCKCLEAN ER w/ SNAKE APARTMENT, the FUZZ @ tba in Providence July 30

VIOLENT STUDENTS (w/ guest guitar by ANDY GILES) w/ AWESOME COLOR, maybe even BARDO POND @ the Fire in Philadelphia August 2

VIOLENT STUDENTS (w/ guest guitar by JIM WINTERS) w/ COMETS ON FIRE @ the FU CHURCH in Philadelphia August 31

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Items For Purchase

,,,Richie Records,,,

,,out now,,


RR#3 VIOLENT STUDENTS "Time to Surf
!" cs

,,out later,,


RR#5 HOMOSTUPIDS "The Brutal Birthday" ep 1 sided 33 RPM 7"

,,,Distributed Titles,,,

,,available now,,

REP 95 CLOCKCLEAN ER "Nevermind" full length compact disc

hd024 CLOCKCLEAN ER "Missing Dick" b/w "By The Door" 33 1/3 RPM 7"

MANIC 9985 CLOCKCLEAN ER "The Hassler" 45 RPM 12"/cdep

PUR 19 VIOLENT STUDENTS "s/t" compact disc

MME 003 HOMOSTUPIDS "The Glow" ep 45 RPM 7inch

,,available later,,

REP 95 / hd030 CLOCKCLEAN ER "Nevermind" full length LP

PUR 25 CLOCKCLEAN ER "Frogrammer" b/w "Early Man" 33 1/3 RPM 7"

hd025 CLOCKCLEAN ER "Hands Are For Holding" 33 1/3 RPM 7"


ordering information?
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